Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
I'm either going to be a Playboy Playmate or take over the world. Either way the world wins.
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
benefit of terrorism--they won't let you buy random one way plane tickets to random parts of the country for no reason nonmatter how high you are.
I woke up and peed for 26 seconds this morning. 26 seconds!
I just want to go some place where I can have a nice night. Grind on men who speak no English, make out with a girl, and not feel judged.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
i've really grown. sober me left an alarm for me every 10 minutes that said NO FAT CHICKS!
dude. im stealing that.
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
We went from zero to drunk tank in 45 minutes.
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
So do you want to be the old guy picking up a girl in a mini skirt who may be slightly buzzed before noon from college, or shall i walk over?
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
Dude, she had a pound of gunpowder in her closet. I for sure got a fear boner.
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