My girlfriend figured out who you are.
I hope God doesn't listen to everybody on a Saturday night.
Freshman ate returning to campus. Let Operation Slut Storm commence.
I remember trying to cut the power to a house I thought was "too bright to understand the meaning of christmas". Pretty sure I blacked out down the street.
Hey. I thought you were saving your 80s playlist til marriage.
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
Wasn't his fault he kicked a hole in the wall, they should have never tried to give him a bath after tequila.
My tuesday consisted of speaking to a federal agent for two hours and watching a roving band of gypsies jump over a fire until 2:30am
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I wish I could be at this cabin banging all these old dads
We did it to 80's cardio music. Talk about a workout.
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
Will u make me a "6 month anniversary of being single" cake??? I wanna celebrate
Idk what's happening right now but im wearing a tutu and pissed as fuck.
It took like and hour to get him in me and then he came in like 2min. Size aint everything
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