your room smells of hookers.
And success
Considering he believes im part of the 2016 us curling team id say hes pretty drunk
i admit it was a weird experience, but why regret what once made you cum
Watched him slip somethin into her drink. Dragged him of his bar stool, punched him out, and told her what i saw. Bartender used some chemical to confirm presence of rophynol. Just woke up at her place
I have Denny's hours of operations written on the palm of my hand....not in my writing, in a girls writing, is that as good as or equal to a cell number?
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Pounding your chest saying "me Tarzan" is not flirting or even talking
the new numbers in my phone would beg to differ
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
The only thing about him that I appreciated was that he destroyed the bathroom at your birthday and missed singing to you. And we all knew.
I'm definitely single now but she stole my mailbox
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
just said thank you to the lady who gave me a body search at the airport
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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