You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Getting high on the stoop of a brownstone in the middle oh harlem. Doesn't get much more hey arnold than this.
im sitting in a tub with a sombrero on.. im just kind of confused.
Just took 4 secret shots in his bathroom to not remember him naked.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
OMG. Dad just threw a 100 dollar bill down on the table for a girl to lift her shirt. I think he was kidding, but...
Yeah, you gave me a condom that I 100% coulda used, then an hour later you basically beat the shit out of me and physically took it from my pocket.
I just did a jell-o shot with my grandmother. I can die now..
he had a Pillsbury dough boy tattoo to remind him of his drug dealing days
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
I don't know what song to play at my bong's funeral!
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
You told your boyfriend he needed to fuck you in the tree because it would make you guys one with nature.
Did he?
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
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