just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
And I know a few people wouldnt want to even be around high people. Which is sad. But jet packs are cool.
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
just saw someone in just a bathrobe not even tied shut run to the bathroom with a facefull of cum. Someone had a good night
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
Haha at least the one I have like that you can't tell we are completely drunk and you're about to kick a glass out of my hand in a fit of joy over pizza.
should I tell them that both of them had sex with me last Saturday? it might be a relationship builder type of thing you know?
Does Jim keep sending you pics of him in drag too???? If so, are you also slightly uncomfortable?
I got pushed into some bald man in the pit and spent the next few minutes with my face against his head. Man I love ecstasy.
Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
apparently when she asked me how drunk I was on a scale of 1-10, I answered "bitch I'm fabulous" and tried to do a sassy hairflip. but I have short hair.
Was it you that ate my bacon or do I have to rip my roommate's face off?
A drag queen just ate a dollar out of my ass. I don't know which one of us has hit rock bottom
I'm still trying to figure out who shit on the coffee table. I have confirmed beyond a reasonable doubt that it wasn't me.
He gave me a brownie at the beginning of class and now I can't feel my face.
Randomize
