omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
I have a feeling that after last night, i'm not just going to hell. i'm going to hell on a full scholarship. free admission bitches
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
I'm pretty sure if an eight year old calls you a whore.. it's true. just saying.
The only downside so far to having a guy roommate is that when he's doing a walmart run, I just can't bring myself to ask him to pick up a pregnancy test for me. I feel like that's just too much too soon.
I can't really talk right now. I'm getting on a plane to Oregon to go give a guy a bj. I'll see you in three days.
They went to the hospital to try backflips in the parking lot. Be ready for the call
Nope, just sitting on the couch, eating an advent calendar, being depressed about the herps.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
I need a Xanax. A Veggie Delight. And exhibition style sex.
I've actually, minus lsat night have actually changed my drinking habits
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
Ok. After that I think I'm going to drag queen jello wrestling if you would care to join.
He punched me in the face while giving him road head, because he was driving stick. I shit you not.
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