honestly if we didnt hate the same people we would have a friendship based on nothing
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
just scratched off #34 on my list of things to do before age 30 - drunk in a helicopter.
the best part is my dad got arrested for the same thing at the same bar 30 years ago... so he cant be mad
honestly I asked the same thing when we had our slip n slide and margarita party
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
SHE WON'T ROUND UP MY GRADE! I have a 79.8% I ONLY MISSED TWO CLASSES!!! ONE WHEN I GOT DRUGGED AND ONE WHEN MY CAR GOT BROKEN INTO!! I'm interculturally competent. I used to date a Italian/Cherokee Indian. I fucked a Palestinian. How much more pro-peace can you get?
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
Last night was good. Things got bad when I found a sledge hammer.
He's not drinking on his 21st. Shooting vodka infused Nerf bullets at him would just make a mess and I don't want to be a creep and spike anything... I don't understand awkward boys
she used her teeth again, but this time it was out of love
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
That awkward moment when the guy you were hitting on at the bar last night is a possible suspect in a murder case.
Ugh. My life is a never ending cycle of bad decisions and taquitos.
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
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