We should takd a huggy cab to snuggle bunnyville
I really hope your girlfriend didnt have your phone while i texted how much i loved doing it in HER car with you :x
i have one hour to talk myself into enjoying giving him a blow job when i get home
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
Just found a "how to get laid" book on the dresser and am now a victim of method number 16 corollary 7.
Well, I didn't bring a notebook or any paper to class. Should I take notes on the sugar packet, lace thong, or condom wrapper that instead are in my school bag?
You could breast feed yourself wine!! This shit is genius!
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
They fucked on my pong table last St. Patty's and broke it. I feel like I should be hiding my new one. Would hate for a tradition to form.
He realized that I was watching deadliest catch while we were jerkin off on FaceTime.
Neither a grow-er nor a show-er. More like a no-er. If he didn't have testicles, I'm not sure you could tell he was a male, even standing there naked. There will be no second date.
I'm to childless and to single to be asking myself why I'm so sticky
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I basically spent the entire weekend in bed with that red head.Every time I tried to leave she got me too horny to think straight. I was kidnapped by vagina
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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