Dual....:-)
We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
I'm so cold I just used my boobs to keep my face warm
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
please stop judging me for buying a handle of soco on a thursday at 10am. it was on sale, i'm thinking of my future.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
Babysitting for someone you accidently sent nudies to is so fucking awkward.
I'm hungover as hell. I'm dying. I have no skin left on my knees
He wants me to hook up with his fiance while he watches. Text you later with how it goes.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
i just googled coccaine effects on sexual performance..maybe im dating the wrong guy
This is a mass text. Who in the hell shat on my stairs last night?
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