We need to have an Itty-Bitty Titty Committee mtg somewhere in the range of 5 minutes to ASAP.
How do I put "special brownies" into Weight Watchers?
Shaving your vagina at 8 months pregnant is not an easy chore.
Security brought me back to our hotel room in a wheelchair last night. Vegas.
And if you ever tell anyone that I will fucking kill you.
So i do have strep. My apologies to the british guy from this weekend. You now have one more reason to hate america
That point of drunk where you're in a bar bathroom and you're like "F*ck you bra! I'm not taking your sh*t anymore! and you take it off and throw it in a trashcan.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
There are days when you go to throw something in your bedroom trash can and realize the only things in there are a used condom, a Lime-arita can and a muffin wrapper.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
Do you feel better now that you've sent me a picture of your dick?
Yep.
I'm only gonna ask u this once. Y is there a picture of u only in superman underwear rubbin ur nipple on facebook????
Uh I can actually explain that one..
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Southwest doesn't have zingzang bloody Mary mix. I'm gonna file a complaint with the FAA
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