we were both hunting dick last night. it ended terribly for both of us.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
nothing cures the holiday blues like an open bar
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
it's great music for shaving your balls
He's spent his last 3 years working at Urban Outfitters. No, I'm not sad I missed out on a life of mustaches, the dollar menu and shitty scarves.
Nope. Can't afford girlfriends. Still looking for the 25 year old bisexual tripled who owns a brewery or a casino.. the search continues....
new girl just came onto the hall stumbling drunk with no shoes on and the guy who brought her doesn't have them either
we hotboxed my bathroom. with nine people and two dogs.
she tried to deny peeing on the floor last night. she said she wouldn't make it to the bathroom only to pee on the floor
oh but she would
They turned motor-boating me into some kind of sick game
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
classified somewhere between kinky and medically inadvisable
10/10 dentists agree that he is one bangable mother fucker. hint: i am all of these dentists.
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