Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
I've been drunk so often this summer being sober is exciting
he kept his composure pretty well until he puked on the cop car
i figure i've seen his cum stains on the floor, i'm allowed to say these things.
bro im too drunk for your spanish code words. did you fuck her or not.
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
Also I may have a condom stuck inside me, but I won`t know til I check the couch coushions.
And I think short bridesmaids dresses are the best idea especially for bathroom sex
All I know is....there's beer in my camera. How do I know? Because I can pick up my camera,shake it and HEAR, the beer in it
No, that's just what we do when we hang out. We get drunk, have really awesome sex, then fight about why we never worked as a couple
Vodka?
Forever.
We both work at 8am and I have to shower but my roommate is passed out on our bathroom floor with the door locked. Merry Christmas.
The last two times I had sex with him I forgot who it was half way through
Are there edibles for sale in the Denver airport because if so bring those to my mouth
How are you and the lady friend?
Well, she's a lunatic, and I love sex, so we're good.
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