I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Listen: if you or anyone else at work finds a starfish in a bowl, just leave it. It'll be gone by next week.
Better yet, if you find it can you put it in the mini-fridge in your office for safe keeping? Spanks.
And if it's going to get me in trouble, maybe just don't mention that I know anything about it.
As gay men are we obligated to learn the Single Ladies dance.
I don't think so, think I've only met him once, the night I lost my teeth
I passed out in the stadium during the 4th quarter and you guys just left me there?
Yea, but we put money for a cab in your pocket.
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I heard you were drinking whiskey straight from the bottle last night.
Actually I was drinking whiskey straight from 3 bottles, but that is neither here nor there.
Had a dream I went to Disney to visit you and then I got really drunk and puked all over these little kids in line
So the pizza place just called me after an hour saying they don't have dough
I also have bagel bites. I know that's not as big an incentive as the cocksucking but.....
I just sucked dick on a ferry
I will be wearing a suit out more cuz it has been decided i rage harder with a power tie
sometimes i like to lay one the floor and pretend im a carrot.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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