Awkward is getting caught beating off in the company bathroom...
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
New beer pong partner names "Bus Boys" ... We clear tables
I guess you don't realize how much twelve bags of chips are, until they're all over your floor.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
As a general rule, drunkenness and gymnastics do not mix.
I can HEAR him staring at your boobs.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
She really is something else.
Words cannot describe what though. The best way to describe her is to say it like watching a bear and a whale have sex. You don't know why it's happening or how. But it's rather funny and you can't look away.
Dude if you're not gonna answer them I'm gonna stop snapchatting you my hook ups
Welp, dad and I drunkenly sang Christmas carols until the police told us to stop. I vote Xmas eve a success
it was also funny because at one point I woke up with my hands tied with a belt and we were both like what the fuck
You couldn't even walk but you came into the kitchen with the funnel and begged me to put beer in it
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