Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i have a girlfriend
if you're drunk do you have a girlfriend?
no
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
You broke a window with your face. I don't think the landlord will be as impressed as we were.
It was like she tried to cover up all the weight she gained with a fake tan...
Dude just read our convo. Apparently I was talking to you while I was naked. She wasn't happy about it.
This is the first time I have ever hoped it's poison ivy on my cock
best. trip. ever. this is going to be too much fun. petland isnt going to know what hit them.
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
I'm kinda surprised he wouldn't be honored to take me back as a fuck buddy.
Better safe and shitfaced than hungover and in need of another surgery.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
We were like one big happy Eskimo family.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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