What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
My life would be so much easier if i could just ride around in the cash cab all day
gin and tonic in a mug. no limes so im using canned madarin oragnes. classy or trashy?
homeless.
I knew she was going to get knocked up just by looking at her facebook pics
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
First time on E and Chris took me to a petsmart during puppy day. I might die of pure awesomeness.
Come get me...we were walking home and she kept yelling "people need to get run over more!" then she just sat down in the middle of the street saying "it just feels right."
Last time i carry you out of a forest
There's nothing worse than carrying your fairy crown and wings home wearing fishnets
I'm never drinking with you again. I woke up in Midtown with a 7' tall Norwegian rugby player named Lexie. Never. Again.
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
I think i was just meant to be a stripper. A ballerina stripper cat
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
Conversations really do change when your social worker had your dick in her mouth the other night.
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