So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
The best thing happened. Some guy was butchering Conway Twitty at karoke and the power went off in the whole bar. And someone shouted "you pissed jesus off when you messed with conway!"
did you ever find your cell phone? and your dignity?
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He played with my vagina like it was a turntable
the only muscles i have these days is kegels
Look at it this way: if he'll have sex with a tomato, he'll have sex with you.
Please delete that video of me blowing you. I will repay you with 100 blowjobs even better than the one I gave you during that video. Please. I am gonna be a grandma one day.
you know it's gonna be a good 4/20 when you start saving up for it in january.
I once puked on the side of the hwy driving home and it somehow made me feel more Canadian. So don't rule it out
When he was fat he reminded me of my high school best friend and I just wanted to hug him and hug him. Also, he's funny and humor is the fastest way into my pants after Doctor Who and liquor.
Yeah I'd rather get obliterated at home.
Same here. I'd like to ensure that I won't get pissed on.
Me and my liver are not on speaking terms.
I was having a serious heart-to-heart, and then the weed gummy kicked in.
1. I drank goldschlager 2. I fell in a bathtub and hit my head (hard) on a soap dish. 2. I sat in said bathtub talking to a random stranger on vacation from wyoming (who i met at a 711 looking for taquitos) for almost an hour. 3. We got kicked out of said bathtub by owner of bathtub. 4. We had sex.
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