why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
Yeah next time you are over I'll let you beat it on her pillows and you will feel better.
I fukin lobve the states. Girls here let me fuck them because they like my accent. I may not go back
I've hooked up with three guys in my accounting class. I'm beginning to think my teacher failed me so I can start getting laid again.
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
At first i thought she was a sexily dressed toddler. but not in a pedophile way, in a really on drugs way
Fun fact: I don't want to be an actual functioning adult because why
Rumble strips road head = magical
Pretty sure that molly fried my sinus infection away; i regret nothing
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Toppless hop-scotch needs to become a competitive sport
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
That's not the problem. The problem is I thought I was over him but he smells nice today.
In the event that Ian's ex wife asks you, tell her I'm sweet snd innocent. No reason.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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