i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
Damn I can't remmbre the last tome I had sobr sex
Um. I believe with my boyfriend, slut
Fuck. Wron person. But yea
What started out as Cougar hunting turned into whaling
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
You called in. Quitter. You stayed at home naked drinking again didnt you.
She just texted me that she's horny, then started quoted random music, then telling me everything she regrets. I don't think there's enough tequila in the world for me to deal with her...
I fail to see the problem of enjoying a glass of wine while I poop...
the point I'm tryimg to make is that you didn't need to take the whole box in with you
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
This is a mass text. I will facerape you if you bring me Fierce Melon Gatorade and 4 D batteries.
Let's hurry up so I can puke at home instead of my van
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
And then he served me a piece of a brownie on his dick. It tasted amazing. Such a good night!
Her pegging playlist is all heavy metal so stay away if you wanna keep your ass intact
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