Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
i wonder if detective benson from law and order takes those handcuffs home. i bet she does.
I'm pretty sure the new "vibrating mascara" is just a disguised dildo for those of us who are too ashamed to purchase a real one.
Well, at least their eye lashes will look good while they masturbate shamefully.
Drinking wine. Reading twilight. On a Friday night. Biggest loser contest. First Place.
I'm so pissed my boobs hit the emergency stop button during my workout
Februarys looking very promising in the vaginal department
I'm with some lesbians. Somehow I offended them and the Justin Beiber one told me I was fat.
I took "we live within stumbling distance of the bar" as an invitation and challenge
That sad moment when even your drug dealer lands a summer internship and you don't...
I almost went home with him but then my hydroxycut fell out of my purse at the bar and I ran away
Ended up in some house where this dude has a $1200 leopard cat
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
At first I was nervous, then drunk me thought: What other chance will you realistically have to fuck a British guy?
What are we just gonna be those girls that get fucked in your parents basement and not get taken to dinner? I don't wanna be those girls.
Why are we so out going and care free I can't wait for maturity to kick in so we stop having 700 dollar bar tabs
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