He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
This is not my ceiling
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
keep an eye on me. i'm afraid that after a few more drinks i'll ask to borrow his wheelchair.
Sorry my moustache came off because I was face first in a layered bucket full of jello shots.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
Ive made peace with the fact that i will accomplish nothing except liver damage today
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
I was about to share my drunken story from the weekend, but two friends getting married and one finding out she's pregnant makes Saturday in jail look a little suspect.
Yeah I'm just gonna shower and drink a gallon of coffee and drunkenly write my research paper. It'll be fine
Owwww. A manager/ employee sex scandal that DOES NOT involve me! SCORE!!!
Well Jon got a DUI sleeping in the back seat so I thought the trunk was safer. BUT WHO CARES WHY JUSE PLEASE COME LET ME OUT!
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