The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
My god. His mom just smacked my ass. Does this mean I'm accepted??
He peed in the bird bath. Those birds are gonna be pissed
if i actually get asked out by my dealer what could happen?
i don't know, but it probably involves bathtubs full of weed
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
At least you get to smell pizza at your job. I just smell despair all day long.
I told him I was on the pill and it was OK to fire away. I want to never have to wear panty house or ever go to an office again. This is my early retirement plan. I want half of his NBA money.
why am i naked
you took off your clothes at the party and some guy took them home
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
he just fucked me for my cheese.
I haven’t taken my socks off in over 36 hours. I should add that to my bumble profile.
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