in pain and im wearing pink underwear
so?
i dont own pink underwear
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
For real. Like, if I ever had to choose a last meal, I would just choose to get high and eat whatever was around.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
Her parents walked in on us. So for my birthday they bought me a blow-up doll with their daughters face on it. I don't know what to think right now.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
I can't believe all the places I got into shoeless last night. Apparently no one will say no to a girl covered in paint with a ripped shirt
On an unrelated side note: I shall now attempt to crawl to the bathroom. Where I will lay motionless on the cold ceramic bathtub with hot water pouring over my shivering body as I desperately try not to vomit. Good day.
If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
Damn it. Can't order pizza. Can't do the hot tub. No one to invite over for loud, kinky sex. What's the point of being here alone?!
I managed to break 3 nails and loose my stockings, but I made 87 dollars at the strip club. I asked where I could find an application on the way out.
FUCK WHALES
i think she learned that just cuz half shots were easier, doesnt mean she can have triple as many.
I woke up naked next to my hot manager. Left before she woke up, and worked an entire shift with her. She has no idea.
I don't think getting eaten out in a smart car behind a circle-k on my break by a guy I just met classifies as social distancing, but I'm beginning to love night shift more and more.
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