apparently they started giving me water shots and i couldnt tell the difference
I don't have the money to get a cast so we made one from stuff at the craft store.
Im going home to examine my vagina with a hand mirror. wish me luck.
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
Its only.eleven and we are already chasing a man on a bike with a bag full of burger king
From time to time I think I'm happy for a second and then I remember how a guy stopped me from giving him head on my birthday weekend.
sweet sixteen by hillary duff just came on and i feel like i let lizzie mcguire down for being such a stoner
When I woke up next to him on the living room floor, my glasses were broken and it felt like someone rubbed a cactus all over my vag
He drank an entire six pack, past out on the guest bed, woke up around 4AM, lifted & dropped my leg, then peed on the corner of the bed. When I told him where he was pissing he said "it's all the same babe."
He said he doesn't "believe" in cuddling. Can you come get me?
burned my penis with a sauteed onion again.
I smell like Dick and happiness
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
Randomize
