I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
If i could bang her from 80ft away, I would
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Its like everytime i see you, my vagina gets a heartbeat.
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
Do you think royal wedding drunk calls for wine or tequila?
Well I'm currently debating between getting toilet paper or getting my eyebrows waxed so... There's that
Ryan friended me on LinkedIn and it took everything in my power not to endorse him for sexual dysfunction as a skill.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I think I'd rather see her get hit by a car in one of those Russian dash cam videos on YouTube.
I didn't even mind that he came early I just wanted to get eaten out and cuddle
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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