I only kidnapped one of them. chill
After watching Cinemax for a few months, real porn just grosses me out.
just found his boxers balled up inside my tights, hidden in my freezer. damn i love college.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
Never again will we have slut saturday. Never.
I'll call it a relationship when I stop masturbating after he goes to sleep
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
Apparently I was pointing at birds and yelling "YOU USED TO BE A DINOSAUR!!!"
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm not sure if it was the 11 shots or your naturally vibrant personality but I recall you being quite noisy that evening
I have made the descision to sacrifice the first of my family's dogs that wakes me before noon tomorrow. I may quickly become the family outcast
You can't mix blow jobs, bacon, and Star Wars.
A) just did. And b-z) that sounds like a great Sunday morning.
wouldn't be a true Fourth of July without dropping acid at 9pm on a Monday
FREEDOM
We're so high we're eating flavored lube.
I think I gotta smoke less weed, I'm getting to lazy to fuck my girlfriend
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