why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I wish we were homeless so drinking on the streets was acceptable.
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
Mark is going to get hypothermia. he is shirtless eating snow bc he "doesnt want to be dehydrated" tomorrow. youre in charge.
I could get a dump truck for 1000. Think of the possibilities.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
Things I can say. There is a photo of me pouring whipped cream into a midgets mouth.
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
Good. We don't answer calls at dick thirty.
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He was like low grade Riff Raff, but I hit it. Twice. His grill popped out the second time.
I swear my vagina needs to be taken away from me when I drink.
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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