wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
Lady with a stroller in a bar. Think she's out of my league?
I just spent all my babysitting money on red cups and beer.
People still let you watch their kids?
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
Did Kevin really put his bar tab under the name Hercules last night?
Also, your vagina needs a time out and let your brain have a chance to make decisions.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
I have cobwebs on my vagina for halloween. And bats fly out when I open my legs.
BECAUSE THIS IS AMERICA AND DONUTS AND TITTIES AND ALCOHOL IS WHAT THIS COUNTRY WAS FOUNDED ON
That's not a current picture, because if you look deep enough into my eyes you can still see morals. Not these days.
Maybe she'll change her mind but the "go fuck yourself" doesn't seem promising
Well I'm going to hell. But I'm going after multiple orgasms.
She was pretty impressed that I led all thirty of us back to campus in my state of drunk. Evidently so impressed that she now refers to me as "Moses" in bed.
Randomize