do you think my med school application would be worse off if "I like helping others and shit" slipped into an essay I emailed last night?
He came and then made the Jim Halpert face. does that say disappointment or what
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
nothing like a negative hiv test and a bag of condoms to brighten my day.
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
the cops who came hadnt heard yet. when we told them they sang the star spangled banner with us
I think my hopes are too high for this one. The only other bachelorette party I've been to I was felt up by a Chippendale's dancer and smoked a joint with the party bus driver.
Even with having the shower running and music on everyone could hear the alcohol gods making me sacrifice my dignity and meals from the past week.
Whos eating a bunch of acid and watching fireworks tomorrow? This guy. Thats who.
We decided this year instead of not participating in Halloween at all we are going to hand out free beers to the parents.
I'm going to a one year olds birthday party to smoke weed. What has my life become.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
He tripped and fell all the way to the ground and then stood right back with out spilling a drop of his 3/4 full glass of rum and coke. It was like watching something from the matrix
We got to the hospital and the girls who caused the accident had already added you on facebook.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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