At least make sure they are 18
Why
well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
bailing my boss out of jail is a great way to spend memorial day
It's a big world.....someone has to fuck it.
It was only 12:11 and I needed to make a Pepto Latte and call it a night, I don't remember that being part of my new years resolution.
Next test. Underwater blowjob. If you fail...out of water blow job
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
He told his ice cream cone it 'looked cute' and then started to cry. The Dairy Queen people were not pleased.
You know you drank too much last night when your mouthwash tastes like water
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
If I show up to the mall alone looking like I do to purchase a vibrator and some Japanese food, I would judge me too.
I'm all set for mothers day, I let her beat me in beer pong.
You said you were going to start drinking less. Drinking 25 small airplane bottle shots do not count.
I was like ahh were on two different pages, I know there's rumors of me moving to boston but I can't and I'm not adding long distance to the relationship I have with my 31 year old recently divorced ex boss
Randomize
