Third unemployed latin in my bed this week. I'm on a roll
I just peed or puked all or around my parjibgb lot.
parking. I am not drunk
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
We stole your phone last night, texted your brother and told him you wanted it up the ass by him. All he said was "I want ur money."
Girl in my class with fire painted on her face. I. need. that. weed.
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
Walking out of our apartment this morning to go to class, I saw a sticky note on the front door that said "get tested." The door was unlocked so did you bring some stranger back last night? I'm assuming you weren't referring to me...
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
I bought new panties to console myself ... you know, because I am going to lose my ovaries. Well, if I don't die of a heart attack first. But at least when the EMS folks find me, I'll be finely dressed from the waist down.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
The cop told you he couldn't let you pee. You just pulled your pants down and squared anyway and im surprised you didnt get arrested.No more drinking for you.
I think the cats may be lesbians. It could just be a two hour mutual bath but it sure looks like a 69.
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