my mother and i just seriously had a convorsation about why you cant Google "Refurbished Dildos"
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
I mean come on, he's the best quarterback in the state and doesn't even know how to put on condom
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
I made out with the bride. You tell me how my night was
I didn't mean to leave you there I just didn't know him well enough to throw up in his bathroom.
Sorry I tried to blow your roommate in your room. I felt more at home there.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
I found where he bartends and I guarantee you that in approximately nine months from this Friday, you will have a niece
We should have a mid-burrito sex-break, too. Just so we don't get too full all at once
Good point.
I answered the booty call in my Trophy Wife cutoff and my ex-boyfriends sweatpants with a bottle of jager.
and how was that received?
Remember those two guys in our frat that would no homo everything? I just got an invitation to their wedding.
True college students do jello shots in the library
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