my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
i dont think my parents would of encouraged me to save years of birthday money if they knew what i would eventually spend it on
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
I just want to point out that nothing makes my hickie/hangover more obvious than sleeping in a scarf and sunglasses. nothing.
hes either a crazy bad problem or a crazy good orgasm. I just can't decide which one.
If there was a bread and water delivery truck id make sweet hungover love with it.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
If I hid at school to avoid the cops, is it fleeing and evading or just being a good student?
watching spice world high feels so wrong yet so right
I was really hoping my 420 would involve a lot more weed and a lot less buttholes
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
She won't let me meet her hot new boy toy just because she thinks it'll lead to us having a threesome. It's not fair. I thought we were friends...
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