he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
A moment of silence for all our pussy whips bro's who had to endure the NEW MOON premier!
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
I truly believe that the solid foundation of any healthy relationship is a drunken one night stand so I can just get all the nasty shit out on the table
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Glad we went casual last night, made my 1pm walk of shame through Walmart a little less obvious
We can't tell anyone we fucked because I'm still trying to get with your friend. Is she coming next weekend?
Can I come over? I respect you, but I want disrespectful things to happen
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
IDK I WAS CAUGHT UP IN THE TEQUILA SHOTS AND FRIENDSHIP
He played with my nipples while singing "How great thou art"
Need ride home. Girls. Stolen keg. Rolling down streets. Horny girls. No condoms. Rescue needed. girls and beer in exchange for rescue and bacon?
I. Hate. You. Where are you, are said girls cute, and how did you know I bought bacon? And how does this always happen to you?
Smarter than the average bear
I love how u said nothing about the sidewalk sex but refused shower sex
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
Got so high i fell asleep kyaking...for 2 hours.
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