I hope you get the herp and dife. The emd.
living well may be the best revenge, but it doesn't hurt that my exhusband is now dating a BEAST.
WHY WOULD YOU LET ME MAKE THAT MUCH NOISE DURING SEX IN RESIDENCE ?!
I tried to push your face into the pillow but then you kicked like a donkey.
I love tequila.
I didn't exactley write on my bucket list -- "hook up with a townie at a drivers intervention program"
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Her fortune said that she will soon be free. She's taking her bra off at the table.
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
So both cops helped talk her into coming back into the bar and doing a shot with me. The main argument being, "a bar is no place to be sober!"
Note to self: don't try to shave your legs when sex-sore. You CANT reach, stop trying.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
Can't be considered a walk of shame if you pick up donuts on the way home
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