so high. i feel like my whole body is a boner
you were crying and trying to give advice to people.. that's was a new level of drunk for you
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
Very impressive. My GPA is the same amount of orgasms I can offer tonight (valid only tonight): 3.5
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
its ok, the prom king gave me his crown to puke in
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
View of Vancouver Bay is obscured though the greasy hand prints from fucking against the window. Tip maid well.
although steph and I had 3 bottles of wine by that point and watched an opera that featured a black dildo so anything was possible really
Well after we were arrested you just kept chanting "Like a good neighbor state farm is there"
And I just got smacked in the face by my cat. Apparently I'm supposed to be awake now.
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
if I was a good friend this would be the time that i would remind you that you have a boyfriend
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