I just made a friends list on fb of all the guys ive hooked up with. genius.
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
Seriously man, I'm worried that my dick's going to fall off someday if I keep this up...
At one point in time, he cried and said I didn't appreciate him.
Do you know of any good hiding spots in the Atlanta area?
When you see a guy in a wheelchair try to be cool and pop a wheelie, and then fall over backward and hit his head, is it funny or sad?
That accounts for only three of the penises
Got it in all night, now at a bar at 730 am and we are the only two people here. Somewhere my mid twenties father is applauding me.
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
On the upside, no one went to the hospital! Lex's friend was definitely on fire at one point last night though because he tried to juggle tiki torches. He was shirtless this morning and smelled like a BBQ.
I'm currently on an epic search all over the city for a drug store that isn't sold out of Plan B. I celebrated your birthday from afar.
DON NOT, UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES WATCH CLOWN PORN.
She’s super into those renaissance faires. But, if you can’t actually stab anyone, what’s the point?
He woke up and decided to go for a swim in the lake... At about 3am... With his dogs
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