So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
I cant watch the real world now after jersey shore. its like trying to go back to vagina once uve had anal
turn left when you see the girl thats puking on the sidewalk. she hasnt been moving much so she makes a good street marker
We agreed to not shave eyebrows when someone is passed out. douchebag.
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
U took a sewing needle to his nipple
Psshh,
All my money is going towards making my vagina hairless
Worth it.
I'm going to be an 8 year old girl down there foreverrrr #fountainofyouth
He tried to break dance on the island in the kitchen and ended up knocking over everyone's alcohol onto the floor then yelled "GUCCI" before vomiting
So none of you told me my tits were popping out of my shirt for three hours?
We told you. Repeatedly. You said you made it look good.
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
I can't believe my vagina just got wished happy new year
The adults are the big ones right?
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I may or may not be drinking in a church parking lot.
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