I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
i just made a list of the people i have slept with. is it bad that some of them are just either names of the places i met them or the color of the shirts?
i also rounded the number up for good measure. i am sure there are a few i have forgotten about.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
She was lying in bed moaning while eating a Snickers and masturbating.
next person that tells me Facebook is a professional tool is getting kicked in the teeth.
HOnestly. That's my one goal for this whole trip. I don't give a shit about souvenirs or sand. I want penis.
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
I swear if she asks me for a baby one more time I'm gonna sleep with one of her friends
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
So, we estimated there is at least 40 pounds of boob in our house.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
You are ridiculously similar to a unicorn, and I want to fuck that unicorn.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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