I just remembered I gave a homeless man a ride to his bridge last night.
Im a photoshop master, i successfully reduced the size of the pupils of all the girls I made out last night with to prove they were not that drunk. So glad the camera goes home with me.
i ditched last period to have sex with him. i had to change into my skank clothes in the church parking lot. little kids were on the swings.
nothing about this is right.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Romer got arrested for getting in a bar fight with a bus boy because he was trying to steal a keg, had it all the way to the car
I think he thought he was a gentleman because he bought me the most expensive plan b at cvs
This girl did not understand, once police sirens go on, road-head needs to STOP
trapped on the roof of the strip club. help
Sex-sore abs and my workout pants have gravel stains on the knees. It's like the workout of shame.
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
Have you ever been up at one in the morning and thought to yourself, "I do not know nearly enough about penguin reproduction"?
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
someone is getting fuckign RAWDOGGED on this campus as we speak and it makes me FURIOUS
Tequila. The ruiner of all good intentions.
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