you were running down the aisles of wal mart singing 'follow the yellowbrick road'. i'm pretty sure you thought the night shift workers were the munchkins & started crying when they wouldnt help u find the wizard. needless to say u were pretty stoned/wasted
seems the shocker is way more shocking if u get the fingers wrong
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
you threw up in the bushes next to the ABC store and kept saying "you're home, blueberry vodka, you're home!"
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I feel wrong giving my mom a cash gift full of dirty stripper money.
I just had sex in a cardigan. Made me feel old. Smarter somehow, but old.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
I'm also 3/4 on the frats. Its like my goal of traveling to all 7 continents, but different somehow and a lot less morally sound.
We bought home drug tests to see which of us could make it look more like a kaleidoscope. What happened to the days of innocent fun trying to best everyone with a breathalyzer?
Question: If I got in a car accident and lost my memory of us, would you work your way back just so we could be fuck buddies again?
I'm watching The Vow and just need to know that I'm loved in some way
Oh dude I know. When something that's supposed stop pregnancies taste like chocolate something's up
He fucked me so well and hard that the couch slid into the Christmas tree. I had to pull branches out of my hair.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
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