Who did Billy Mays play for?
you were almost asleep and mumbling "your penis is on my cheek"
i don't want you to think of me as your TA
you should have seen his reaction to my boobs, it was like he just met god
Why is the garage door in the middle of the street?
My niece just unknowingly cock blocked me. Obviously, someone won't be getting a christmas present this year.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
He looks like a fat version of lurch from the adams family and smells like fritos. This is not the caliber man I want pleasuring himself to the thought of me!
the lesbians just got naked and went into the ocean... this never happened when i was a camper.
so I was eating out this girl who was wearing my pirate hat In an alley behind the bar last night and some girl walks up and takes a picture. apparently we had a crowd of about 10 and it turned her on so she just didn't tell me
I could drive to your house and kick you in the nuts right now....and not even stop for a burrito
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
I JUST WANT TO SIT IN MY UNDERWEAR AND WATCH THE BRAVES GAME AND NOT BE CONSTRAINED BY MY ED SHEERAN SHORTS
He’s exactly what I’m looking for: he’s got a broken heart, a working penis and a new boat!!!
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