so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
She pulled a cheeseburger out of her purse. I have missed her so much.
Of course I'm hard in the pics. If there's a chance that these pictures will cause a scandal later in my life I at least want my dick to look it's biggest
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I need you to use more vowels.
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
while i was sleeping he changed my screen saver to his dick with a heart frame around it. I just might be falling in love.
I don't want to tell anyone! People who sleep with senators either end up in porn or guantanamo
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Lets get coked out and steal a parrot this summer
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
Still not over the fact that we prayed to Jesus to help us win beer pong
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
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