In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
I woke up with like grass burns all over my body, i'm pretty sure i made out with someone under a bus. . . but i'm not sure
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
THERE ARE ENTIRELY TOO MANY HOT UNDERAGE GIRLS HERE FOR THIS TO REMAIN LEGAL.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
My team for a project is gonna have weekly meetings at a bar. yessss. they will do all the work while i thor hammer down beers.
Got laid in my rudolph onesie for the second year in a row. New tradition? Absolutely.
I've been here for three hours and I am already feeling sorry for whatever offspring i will indefinitely produce in this place.
I pray for you bro.
I'm not sure we can use safewords tho. She smokes so much she had to keep asking what the safewords was. Bondage and bongs don't mix
In related news... Actually, nope. I don't have any orgy-related news. You win.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Dude is PACKING. And yes I am holding up a cross and holy water and hissing like a pissed off goose.
I just learned in class that female whales slap their fins against the water and then ten males come and fight for her yet we can't get guys to text us back
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
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