Lets evaluate? U kissed one boss and lef twith another man. I cock teased the other, hardcore had a tongue jammed down my throat, made out w aa third then left in a cab w alex w them all yelling at me and offering rides. My cheek was also licked and bitten by 2 other men and we almost made out (u and me) because they asked. were hired.
woke up this morning with a fat chick but she went downstairs and made pancakes without saying a word.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
A guy just walked down the street dressed as Mickey Mouse holding a 40oz. Where the hell did you leave me?
I only want to make out with him. Unless I get hungry. In that case I will take him home and screw him as a distraction from eating.
Okay I can't even be mad, I'm in mid-plot to hook up with Michael Phelp's third cousin.
Send me a pic of your kids to remind me why I have morals.
40s are totally the cure
He deadlifted me and I came just a little at the apex
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
Is it too much to ask for 10 minutes of privacy while I masturbate?
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