Having your wife answer your cell was so lame. Maybe we can talk when you get your phone, your facebook account, and your balls back.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
how does a 20 year old who hasnt gone through puberty yet score the game winning goal? fuck sidney crosby and his small nuts.
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
So, do you think I should wash the ashes off of my forehead before going to the strip club?
Please tell me that's his leg and you didn't really just send me a picture of your dog's dick
Are some dicks heavier than others? Random question as I'm feeling mine.
You're alright. You just passed out while we were having sex. Then I'm pretty sure you peed. So I went home.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
At least I got to make out with you a little before you proposed.
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
Wait is this place where the strippers are missing teeth and I think one is missing a thumb? Though I don't know how she would maneuver on the pole without a thumb. Pls advise.
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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