its good she wears the same dress to all the weddings so we can track how fat she's really gotten
so glad i banged her when she was skinny
ha so i just found a picture of you eating paper towels and many of Laura freaking out from it.
Turning 21 on Saint Patty's day. I like to think this is what my alcoholic ancestors have prepared me for
Fat spanish girl grinding against air conditioner. ive seen everything now
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
all i remember is that her bootyshorts said 'shameless' and that there was no turning back.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
Reading old FB posts. Why did I ever stop drinking?
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Dinner at my parents is vodka, lemonade, cheese ad crackers. Why would I leave?
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I can appreciate that you picked up the hot drummer, but don’t have sex in front of my house lmao
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