I feel like ignoring a facebook event is a lot like a pocket-veto. The only difference is instead of opposing legislation, I don't want to go to your sketchy party.
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
I just woke up naked clutching a Taco Bell bag.
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
I'm about to do the walk of shame in a christmas onesie. What would I do without christmas sweater party season?
I can't tell if they're having sex or watching the beach scene from Saving Private Ryan. All I know is I hear explosions and men screaming and crying
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
We're only going to be this young and this cute but for so long. And how often is it that a pack of Albanian law students is in your house?!
Had a turkey baster with clean pee in it in my pants to pass a drug test, and the bottom fell off, so yeah I'm pretty pissed.
going on a mission to find my pants and the guy who stole my beer don't wait up
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
the guy I've been trying to get with saw my brother's genitals before he saw mine, so that's my life.
I let him use my phone and now I keep getting gay cruise ads, I guess he forgot to mention something.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
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