You wouldn't stop crying and screaming Hilary Duff doesn't deserve Gossip Girl
Just sit in your kitchen floor until something speaks to you.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
She is feeding us popcorn out of her bra
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
I was hooking up with him and then someone banged on the door and shouted "When you get the chance, will you put the weed on the veranda?"
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
…wtf were in those pills mom gave me
Well, while we went through airport security, I found out Mom got her clit pierced, so there's that.
Okay so I just had a really great idea
no.
I'm literally about to create a tinder account. Just so someone drives me to get food.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
He can move his dick. Like on its own. WHY DID I NOT GIVE BLOWJOBS BEFORE?!
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