That's not ass to mouth..... That a rim job!! Are you telling me she licked your asshole?!
FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
It really wasent that hard. The male one had a M and the woman one had a W. I just couldent comprehend that at the time.
they bought blue cups instead of red...wtf how am i supposed to pretend im on laguna beach??
He IMed me 5 times, before my homepage even loaded. This is not gonna work out for me
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
I feel like I had eight dicks in my mouth
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
You finished the fifth and then hid two dozen eggs around your apartment and declare that you would "quest for Jesus". Have fun questing today.
It was only in the sobering silence of the wilderness on the mountain, after I was too tired to talk anymore and I also didn't want to tell Julian that we were lost, that I realized how super tripped out I had been the entire time...
We work out, have really intense sex, and then eat cereal marketed for children. We have a system, okay?
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
I always can't wait to see you but when there's also an opportunity to get naked it elevates to an entirely different level
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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