Yeah...you.wanna.hang.out.tomorrow?My.space.button.is.broken.
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
do u usually make out with people before telling them your name???
honey bunches of taint.
I knew we should have skipped class earlier, my lab partner is drunk from last night and making up his own experiments.
The pet store wouldn't sell us fish because they said they could tell we were drunk.
2000 dollars has been put in for bail money. Also we're signing contracts
Whoever said that remembering a girls name is a basic rule for getting laid has never met me.
It's like a booty call, except its for tacos...and you're my brother.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I had a sex dream. With two guys. And my subconscious decided to put your dick on BOTH OF THEM. If there is a society where that does not mean "I cherish you" I do not want to live there.
You tried to sit down... There was a distinct lack of couch.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
Dude get here. I just re-invented nachos. For real though. They werent real before right now
I don't understand why you're so excited, it's my vagina not yours.
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