Free body shot off of Sarah. Expires never.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
you were on all fours yelling at the earth to stop spinning.
they came at us with fireworks while we were skinny dipping in her jacuzzi at 4 am...
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I texted him that I wanted to be more than fuck buddies so when I came over he gave me a punch card. He takes me I dinner every 10 fucks.
This heat and humidity do not mix with these braless DDs and a tank top at a BBQ.
She invited us over for cocaine and donuts
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
Do you think it's illegal to drive without your pants on?
i just wanna know who wrote "dibbz" on my ass?
Yeah, so if you ever try to steal it, just know my tongue's been on it in several occasions. All over it.
I have only been here for a week and might contributed to a dumpster fire on accident.
Want to go to Victoria’s Secret? His fiancée is out of town and I’m going to try and stop the wedding with lingerie and lots adventurous sex
Absolutely! I love a good sexual filibuster!
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