My place. Tomorrow Night. Bring your liver, and something for it to do.
she smelled like a LAN party
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
His mom just described him as a manipulative, deceitful bastard -- oddly I still want him
Blood drive hookups: you will probably faint during the sex, but at least you know neither of you has AIDS
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
You're so wise. You're like my sexual Grandmother Willow.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
Worst case scenario: I have VD and will die. That's the worst that could happen. As long as I'm around long enough to see the winner of bachelor pad, I'm cool
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
He just fingered me to the Lion King soundtrack. And when he left he turned dramatically and said "I'll be back after work. Be prepared." Taint ALL the childhood memories.
She sat on the toilet backwards so that she could hold onto the back part for balance. No she's not ready to go home.
But see that's the thing. I know i'm better looking than you, I just want you to be continually in a state of shock and awe that you could ever get a girlfriend this hot. You know?
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
We bird danced in front of the bird cages for 20 minutes. I think it was our way of being like fuck you guys you're in a cage and we're on summer break.
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