so he expects you to be his vegas whore for the season. nice.
State Street has never looked so beautiful than during my walk of shame.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
Only in this snowstorm did have I realized the lengths I'll go to to get laid.
I wonder if he has realized that I have poured all if those shots he bought into the tip jar
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
Dude it started out with let's find some food and ended up with me getting a needle in the face
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
Fate is real! that hot chick, Megan just showed up dressed as jasmine and I'm dressed as Aladdin this is going to be cake
HE LITERALLY JUST PEED IN MY ROOM IDK WHAT TO DO HELP
*jedi mind trick* you want to go down on me
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
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