I can't believe you let me try to pierce your nipple with a dart last night
today was the first day of rush. talking to girls all day makes me sick of having a uterus.
Just finished texting the 27th male name in my phone that i don't recognize. none of them were the hott kid i made out with last night. the search continues.
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
The last thing I remember was talking about the economic viability of cock ring manufacturing... we had some good ideas
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
So last night ended up making out with a girl going to jail on sunday...she wrote down her address so I can make conjugal visits...
HE'S turngign 18teen real soon.k
Maybe I'll just get really drunk on valentines day and tell him I think his penis is small
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Dude, those shrooms u gave me made me remember writing the bible. Fuckn awesome
"YOU A2TE UNDERAGE LOL" Got that at 2am. Gotta stop dating alcoholics.
Fuck I think I want to but I don't think I should. Caught between should and wanting.
just follow your vagina
Quote of the day.
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
The gate guard just said to me, "I almost didn't recognize you in uniform. Welcome back." I think I need to lay off the booze.
Randomize
