South Carolina's governor once cited "moral legitimacy" when he was a congressman voting for President Bill Clinton's impeachment. Karma is a bitch.
I feel like my vagina stays drunk longer than the rest of me. It's always super sensitive and hungry the day after drinking.
Just blew a perc off the traytable on my flight, spring break has begun!!
sooo... you have no idea who nailed their tubesocks to my wall?
He told me since I'm into organics I should know his meat is known locally for its quality and hes hand raised it since age 13.
I rode a bull tonight, There is absolutely no reason my dick is not in some chicks mouth
thats because you have standards... and i have a thing for guys that give me free drugs.
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Sorry I invoked the "everyones getting smacked including myself policy last night"
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
YOU GAVE HIM A BLOWJOB ON YOUR DOORSTEP?!
Once you jizz in someones hat, you cant take it back.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I mean I'd assume the strange looks are on account of the fact that I'd imagine people normally don't stink of booze on an 8:14am flight.
I should probably eat a Plan B. Pill for breakfast. Happy Halloween.
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