I call biggest shit show at the party. I welcome all challengers.
Pretty sure I just has te same conversation as you. He suggested I get, sell, and fuck the hoes, and once all was said and done, that I should refer afforementioned hoes to him, to perform felatio.
I just experienced a full blown christian wedding. I am SO GLAD YOUR WEDDING WASNT THIS.
A 20 minute car ride back to your car with the girl u had drunk anal with is the most uncomfortable thing ever.
If Bret Micheals dies..will VH1 have to go off the air?
forced to watch US open for father's day. only perk is discovering dustin johnson...reeeeally hoping that this golf sex addiction thing is contagious
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
At this point if I didn't go to work hungover I think the whole place would think something is wrong
I'm considering having a threesome with my friend just so I can sleep with his boyfriend and not feel guilty about it.
Also he didn't buy condoms after we ran out last week. Luckily I had one, but I told him he should be more optimistic about getting laid
Please tell me I made it home with both shoes on
Nope
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
My Mormon mother just found a butt-plug in our AirBnB closet.
Legit just looked at the gin bottle and said, “Aw fuck, I’m going to feel this in the morning.”
Randomize
