Wow that girl who lives a couple houses down is going out wearing butterfly wings a skirt and fishnets
i was drunk at family dinner telling about my gay brothers sex ads on criags list
a girl just told me i should have been born earlier in the alphabet
Just assessed the damage in the bath. Two love bites. One bruise on the inner thigh. Strange awareness of what i'm assuming is my cervix. I've definitely missed you. x
You were petting your shoe and saying this makes me really happy
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
I hooked up with a 20 year old last night. I feel like a hocus pocus witch that sucked life from a child.
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
I'm almost positive that you shat in a birdhouse
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
Then, she put flavored warming oil on my dick and was amazed when something she bought FROM SPENCER'S almost burned my dick off.
stoners and superglue do NOT mix
Slept on the bathroom floor again. I hope when I turn 28 I’ll stop doing that
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
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