he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
worse things have happened to me. but if it will make you feel better you can pay for my therapist sessions next week.
you kept begging me not to tell anyone you had been a bat in another life
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
he was drinking wine. Puking into an empty water bottle. And eating french toast. ....All at the same time.
I'm gonna sleep with her just to prove to my roomate that shes a slut and he's wasting his time
maybe if i keep dancing i won't throw up
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
Come get your sister, she's waving a shoe about and threatened to "teabag the Shit" out of the doorman because she can't check the shoe in.
After 7 months of nothing.. shall we throw your vagina a party? as its reinstatement into society?
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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